In the past we have talked about Out of Place Artifacts
or as I like to call them, Out of Place Things aka OOPTHs (and no, I didn’t
invent either term, that honor goes to Ivan T. Sanderson, I believe). Now we
have a report, from Russia, that a piece of a gear has been pulled from a lump
of coal that is dated at 300 million years… before the dinosaurs were around
and before much of anything was around, to have made it.
This story, which comes from the far reaches of Russia,
near the borders of China and North Korea, features a man named Dmitry who was
throwing coal into his furnace (my speculation about what he was doing because
it is better than suggesting he found it in coal he had bought… a little motion
and action to excite the reader) when he found the object embedded in the coal.
Personally, I would have been more impressed if Dmitry
had lived in an area a little more accessible, and if his name hadn’t been
quite so common, and if we had a way of ensuring that the coal was actually 300
million years old. Sure, we’re told that the coal came from the Chemogorodski
Mines and that coal from that area is reliably dated to that extreme age, but
we don’t really have a good chain of custody, which means we can’t prove that
the coal came from there without some chemical analysis.
The other thing is that “experts” who are unidentified,
except for a biologist, are saying that since this obviously manufactured
object was found embedded in the coal; it must be the same age of the coal…
which, of course, isn’t exactly true.
The picture of the object certainly shows that it was
embedded in the coal, rather than being something that was just associated with
the coal. So, while this is interesting, there isn’t enough information to
suggest that the gear was 300 million years old.
To annoy my skeptical friends, I will say that if this
gear was, in fact, 300 million years old, this would be some good evidence of
alien visitation… though you could say it says something about the evolution of
the planet. Maybe another intelligence species developed a civilization and all
evidence of it except this gear has vanished.
There is a much more mundane explanation for this and I think it was just a slow news day.
6 comments:
Kevin, I would rather read about your assembled Dream Team progress than your take on ex-Soviet dino-scams, pal...
Sincerely,
Chelnick
I accept your 'take' on it.
"I read the news today...oh, boy."
This story is just tabloid fodder.
Kev I thought OOPTHS was what someone with a lisp says when they accidentally bump into you.
Good one, Alan!
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