Season
Two of Treasure Quest – Snake Island
has begun without the Snake Island part but with many more snakes, almost all
of them described as the deadliest in the world. These are highly venomous
snakes and the world’s largest constrictor. While I would argue the point about
the venomous snakes being the most toxic,
the constrictor, the anaconda, is
recognized as the world’s largest snake. But I digress.
A Green Anaconda because I wanted a picture
to illustrate this post.
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For
those who haven’t lost interest yet, it seems that this Treasure of the Trinity
isn’t the gold and silver that was massed to ransom the last emperor of the
Inca, Atahuallpa, but treasure collected by Portuguese explorer
Alexio Garcia in Brazil in 1524. This treasure, mostly silver, though our pals
on Treasure Quest keep talking about
gold, apparently ended up with the Guarani in Paraguay. The history of the
region suggests that the Guarani used the treasure in trade, or in other words,
used it for their own purposes and there is no longer a large stash to find but
never let the historical record get in the way of a television adventure. Far
be it for me to throw cold, dirty water on this quest.
The
team, augmented with a local guide this year, have moved from Snake Island onto
mainland South America, more specifically, Paraguay where they claim to be at
one of the Guarani villages. Here they are assaulted by snakes, scorpions,
spiders and even piranha. We see a venomous snake found in their camp but it is
captured by the team herpetologist Bryan Fry (who has been bitten by snakes 23
times which suggests he’s doing something wrong), put in a box and taken away.
I don’t know what they did with it but hey, it is a venomous snake so I don’t
actually care that much.
We
have scuba diving into a river that is so murky that it is impossible to see
the bottom while standing on it or about even about two inches in front of one’s
face, if one is in the river. There is a sudden problem that might relate to
the piranha and those left on the boat begin throwing chum into the water to
draw the piranha away from the divers but we don’t really know if there are any
piranha in that section of the river at that time… this seems like drama for
the sake of drama but with no real basis in what is actually going on.
I
could go on but I’ll just jump to the end in what seems to have been staged.
We’ve got a couple of people wandering around on the bank of the river,
pounding in stakes as if involved in some archaeological dig (does the Paraguayan
government know about this?) when they find a pottery shard. The
diver/archaeologist Meghan Heaney-Grier says that its 300 or 400 years old.
Minutes later, and buried about three inches below the surface they find what
seems to be an intact pot. It just seems to me that a pot that close to the
surface, in terrain that is muddy at best would have been crushed long before
these people show up to discover it. To me, that smacks of producers hiding it
to be found to underscore the idea that they are on the site of an ancient Guarani
town/village where the Treasure of the Trinity might once have been hidden…
Sorry, I just don’t buy it.
For
those interested, I will hang around for a couple more shows, but they’d better
produce something more than drama with snakes and piranha if they expect me to
make it through the season. Let’s have some treasure for crying out loud before
this turns into another boondoggle like that Oak Island show where they have yet
to find treasure.
3 comments:
@Kevin,
Great treasures are unlikely to be found when exploration is limited by production schedules. Some treasure hunters spend years or even decades searching for the 'big one'. Results are likely to be: 1. Nothing is found, or 2. something is planted.
I make no apologies for my cynicism. I like a good story as much as anyone. It is entertainment. Not even infotainment, because it's short on info.
Maybe the 'tainment' part is lacking as well.
I -do- enjoy your reviews. They're more entertaining and informative that the shows themselves.
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We see a venomous snake found in their camp but it is captured by the team herpetologist Bryan Fry (who has been bitten by snakes 23 times which suggests he’s doing something wrong), put in a box and taken away. I don’t know what they did with it but hey, it is a venomous snake so I don’t actually care that much.
Most amusing thing I've read today. 🙂
Kevin,
The producers of some of these shows will create anything on video to a buck. If they can get people to come back weekly to watch no matter if it is true or not, they will produce it. Shoot Kevin I am surprised that they haven't dug up you backyard looking for an alien spacecraft and graves of creatures. The point is, if the networks can make a buck on a good story and stretch it out a few years for the reruns, so much the better. It's all about the ad dollars and ratings.
Last, I know a TV producer who might consider your version of Roswell if it has a good hook to the story. TV is desperate for good ad selling contents right now.
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