Well
folks, last night (September 28) was maybe the worst of the episodes but only
for what it revealed about the great treasure hunt. They penetrated another
tunnel, or in this case a cave, filled with toxic chemicals thanks to the
vampire bats, and found nothing. They
reached the dead end, avoiding the bats by shining their lights down so as not
to disturb them. Oh, and they created a huge air vent to blow the toxic gas out
using some of the one hundred plastic bags they had brought in. Really? A hundred
plastic bags?
All
that really proves was that they had access to a great deal of equipment and
supplies that, again, suggested, they weren’t traveling into the deep
wilderness without a lot of support. If they were trekking into this remote
area, I can’t think of a good reason to bring in all those plastic bags because
they would have limited weight capabilities on those burros they allegedly used…
but, of course, we know that isn’t true. They’re an hour or so from Quime and
what, ten hours from La Paz
by those SUVs that have become more prevalent in
the last few episodes. I note here that C. H. Prodgers, who was there a hundred
years ago, wrote that the trip to La Paz would take eight to ten days. I bring
this up only for perspective.
C. H. Prodgers |
Did
I mention they found a bell? It had a couple of cracks in it and was made of
bronze which is not a treasure but was cool. And, they found more of that oxen
chain. All that led them, indirectly, to the Bat Cave, which turned out to be a
bust.
So,
they’re standing there, wondering what to do next because Winter is Coming… I
mean, the rainy season is coming, so they don’t have much time. They deploy a
drone, which is another bit of technology that requires some kind of external
support such as batteries and recharging capabilities. With it they find
another area several miles away that has three rivers coming together and with
a mesa close by. They decide they must get to that area because that also fits
the descriptions of the Roman Document.
After
a hike, they walk into the area, climb the hill and look for the egg-shaped
rock that is supposed to mark the location of the tunnel of treasure. It was so
big it took 500 of the locals to place on top of the hill. Prodgers had written
nearly a hundred years ago that, “If you dig down underneath this stone for
five yards, you will find the roof of a large cave, which took 500 men two and
a half years to hollow out. The roof is seventy yards long, and there are two
compartments and a long narrow passage leading from the room on the east side
to the main entrance two hundred yards away.”
Prodgers
continued his commentary, “The stone was exactly ten feet high above the
ground, five feet below, and fourteen feet wide around the middle.”
One
of our guys talked about the huge stone and they all begin a search for the
rock but don’t find it. Instead they discover a boulder that has smaller rocks
scattered around it. They postulate that this might have been the egg-shaped
rock that weather had shattered. Prodgers, however, wrote, “I started off the
excavation by blowing the big egg-shaped stone to pieces with dynamite.” That certainly
would have done a better job of breaking the boulder apart.
You
would think that this latest expedition, that has been talking about all its
technology would have, at the very least, searched out some of these old
records and stories before heading to Bolivia. You would think that they would
have known that Prodgers blew up the rock so that it wouldn’t be there. I knew
it. I learned about it weeks ago and didn’t even have to visit a library to learn
it.
While
our guys are looking around, they find a huge void underground using their
ground penetrating radar and a couple of other gadgets, and I wonder where all
that equipment came from because it sure didn’t look as if they had lugged it
into the wild during the latest trek. Their packs were somewhat smaller so that
equipment should have been visible. But never mind.
After
working their way around the rock and plateau, they find a void, but Prodgers
told us where it was. He wrote, nearly a century ago, “The roof of the cave was
covered over by earth and grass for eighteen inches or two feet, except at the
end where the big stone was, where it was covered rather deeper.”
Our
guys determine it is even deeper than that. They’re going to need their
excavator and wonder if they can get it up there. (Sure, I know the sentence
has some syntax problems but I wanted to get all forms of there in it.) While a
couple of them set up base camp, with more stuff that they hadn’t seemed to
carry in with them, the others head back to the original and obviously wrong
site. They crank up
the excavator and one of those ubiquitous SUVs for the
drive back… Yeah, they can actually drive to the new location and you have to
wonder if they didn’t know that all the time. You wonder if they drove over,
climbed out then waded around in the river to make it look good on television
because what sort of expedition drives to its new, important location, other
than Josh Gates and his pals? Certainly not those guys on Treasure Quest.
Josh Gates. Photo copyright by Kevin Randle |
They
drive the excavator up the hill, position it to dig down and wonder if it has
the capability to dig as deep as they need… But, of course it does, and they
breakthrough into the cavern. I will point out here the Prodgers had done that
a hundred years ago. He described the cavern but he didn’t describe any
treasure found in it. Prodgers, by the way, never found the treasure, as I
noted in an earlier post, but he seems to have been at this very location a hundred
years before our guys arrived.
They
do break into the tunnel or cave, and they try to test the air. Prodgers had
suggested that it was toxic. One of the men begins a descent into the hole they
opened, mentioning that it looks deep. He keeps going but stops responding to
them. As they panic, they realize the line is now slack and call for a medic
that we’ve never seen but who was obviously there with a cameraman or two. Before this is resolved, we cut away for commercials.
When we come back it is obvious that we’ll have to wait until next week to find
out if the man survived and if they have found the treasure. I’ll say “Yes and
no.” Yes, he survives and no, they’ll find no treasure.